Halloween

  • Are you an introvert?
  • Do you avoid calling round to see people, unless specifically invited?
  • Are you sensitive to sunlight?
  • Do you like dark clothing?
  • Are you drawn to furry animals? Like wolves?
  • Ever enjoyed hanging upside down like a bat?
  • Do you recoil when you see a crucifix?

If you answered yes to most of the above, and you like the taste of human blood, have you considered you might be a vampire?

Self-diagnosis is valid.

Note: No actual support is available for adult vampires

Author: Charlie Hart

Late-diagnosed autistic working mum, attempting to write an amusing semi-autobiographical novel with a twist.

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