- Are you an introvert?
- Do you avoid calling round to see people, unless specifically invited?
- Are you sensitive to sunlight?
- Do you like dark clothing?
- Are you drawn to furry animals? Like wolves?
- Ever enjoyed hanging upside down like a bat?
- Do you recoil when you see a crucifix?
If you answered yes to most of the above, and you like the taste of human blood, have you considered you might be a vampire?
Self-diagnosis is valid.
Note: No actual support is available for adult vampires