Halloween

• Are you an introvert?
• Do you avoid calling round to see people, unless specifically invited?
• Are you sensitive to sunlight?
• Do you like dark clothing?
• Are you drawn to furry animals? Like wolves?
• Ever enjoyed hanging upside down like a bat?
• Do you recoil when you see a crucifix?

If you answered yes to most of the above, and you like the taste of human blood, have you considered you might be a vampire?

Self-diagnosis is valid.

Note: No actual support is available for adult vampires

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